Doctor Aphra

OKAY... LET'S JUST TAKE ONE MINUTE TO DISCUSS THIS LIKE CIVILIZED WOOKIEES, HUH?

OH, HE'S NOT A REAL THREAT.

YOU LOVE ME?

GOODBYE, SMALLFRY.

WE COULD DO ANYTHING.

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT.

GOOD MORNING, ALL!

SORRY, BUT NO.

GO, GO, GO!

POODOO.

THAT'S WHAT FRUSTRATES ME THE MOST.

YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF INCOMPETENT, YOU KNOW THAT?

WELL... WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

OOF, OKAY. LET'S SEE HERE...

OH, ABSOLUTELY. I PROMISE TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER, SIR.

SORRY, WAIT--

I LIKE THAT. ASK YOUR QUESTIONS. I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM.

RRRRWWWWH! I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT WAS GOING TO WORK.

THERE'S ALWAYS A CHOICE, FARM BOY.

I LOVED YOU.

DEFINITELY NOT THAT.

THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T HAVE FRIENDS.

PLEASE BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR...

CHEER UP, FLYBOY. YOU'VE GOT ME.

UH-OH.

JUST TRUST ME.

I DO, APHRA. KNOWN THAT ABOUT YOU FOR A WHILE NOW.

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! WHY AM I THE MOST STUPID GENIUS I KNOW?!

WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A LOT OF HIRING POWER THESE DAYS.

I CAN WORK WITH THAT.

PROBLEM?

I DUNNO. DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DO.

I-- I-- I-- DEEP BREATHS.

UH-HUH.

WORTH A TRY.

IT'S JUST DECIDING WHAT'S THE BEST DEAL FOR YOURSELF...

I DIDN'T THINK YOU TRUSTED ME.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU IDIOT.

WHAT?!

YOUR LOSS!

SO, WITH THAT IN MIND... LET'S GET TO WORK.

LOOKS LIKE SOME GOOD RNR IS IN ORDER FOR YOU AFTER THIS ADVENTURE.

LISTEN DIRECTOR EVERYTHING SHE SAID MADE A LOT OF SENSE AT THE TIME.

THANKS!

I... FINE. THANK YOU. ALL OF YOU. FOR PUTTING YOURSELVES ON THE LINE FOR ME.

TIME'S UP.

...CAN'T A GIRL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ONCE?

UH-OH.

WHAT THE HELL?

I'M SORRY.

FINE! YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU DID! WHATEVER!

--TSSSST KRRRRK TSSS TSST KRRRRK TSSSSS--

WE COULD ALWAYS SIMPLY MURDER EVERYONE WE ENCOUNTER. NO MATTER THE PROBLEM, I USUALLY FIND THAT TO BE THE MOST ELEGANT SOLUTION.

TOO BAD. YEAH. TOO BAD.

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO-- --QUIT.

HEY! LEAVE HIM! LEAVE HIM.

SO AM I.

FATHER!

I'M NOT COMING.

UM YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

NO...

OH POODOO!

OH, I LIKE YOU.

EVERYTHING.